Two Birds - One Stone


From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

have you ever worn one of those? they're damn heavy!
even when they're made of aluminium split washers (hours of fun if you're bored)
this weeks compo is making me sad :(
someone shop some kittens?
( SkUG updated your profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

does this help at all?

( Darth Rabbit Your lack of fur disturbs me, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)

Yes
i put some seeds out for the birdies in my garden and they did eat them and it did make me smile and i smiled and the birdies flew away and i was sad but then they came back and eated some more seeds and i was happy and smiled and they didn't fly away and i got bored and have some cups of tea and a sit down
( SkUG updated your profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

Squirrel wearing a pigeon mask?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)

squigeon!

( SkUG updated your profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

Hahah!
Also: It's very nicely done, top shop!
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

"yes. hello, kitten reporting line?
i'm phoning to tell you i've just seen some of the local kittens stealing lead from the church roof.
and they threw some eggs at me
they're out of control, those yobs"
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

good shop!
that'll teach those pesky kittens!
( SkUG updated your profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)

its been years since i wore mail
getting clouted in a field half pissed.... ah them were the days
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)

i've never done that
but i have had the opportunity to wear chain mail and carry a LARGE pointy axe
( SkUG updated your profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

i defeat the weight problem
by making mine out of pure lithium
smarts a bit, though
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)