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[challenge entry] Two Birds - One Stone

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(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# have you ever worn one of those? they're damn heavy!
even when they're made of aluminium split washers (hours of fun if you're bored)
this weeks compo is making me sad :(
someone shop some kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# does this help at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Yes
i put some seeds out for the birdies in my garden and they did eat them and it did make me smile and i smiled and the birdies flew away and i was sad but then they came back and eated some more seeds and i was happy and smiled and they didn't fly away and i got bored and have some cups of tea and a sit down
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Squirrel wearing a pigeon mask?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# squigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hahah!
Also: It's very nicely done, top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# "yes. hello, kitten reporting line?
i'm phoning to tell you i've just seen some of the local kittens stealing lead from the church roof.
and they threw some eggs at me
they're out of control, those yobs"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# good shop!
that'll teach those pesky kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# its been years since i wore mail
getting clouted in a field half pissed.... ah them were the days
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i've never done that
but i have had the opportunity to wear chain mail and carry a LARGE pointy axe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i defeat the weight problem
by making mine out of pure lithium
smarts a bit, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)