Haha
One of my friends is in his fanclub and goes to the pub with him sometimes, and apparently there's this girl who flies out from Australia to deliberately stalk him.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:54,
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She was at Edinburgh!
She sat next to us, clutching her signed canvas bag. apparently she's seen him about 50-odd times or more. We mentioned we'd chatted to Tim in the bar before the show and she actually looked like she might stab us.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:59,
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