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From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(Wave Cut Notch, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

*yawn*
this is like the 10th one of these

edit: wow i'm such a cunt
edit2: fuck the pound is 1.17 to the euro :( *cries*
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

Yeah, think the compo's died on its arse
Sadly
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

^this
*votes for another compo*
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

OMG
u are showing arse and boobage in your profile

i am SHOCKED!

if i was ur husband i would totally beat u up. mentally ofc. i'm not strong enough to win a fight with a woman.
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

^this
1000 was tits
7000 was ass
20000 was nothing? WHYYY?????
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

You need to look again!
www.b3ta.com/board/8933698
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

OMG

( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Yeah well Daily Mail Logo + Newspaper + Some Right Wing Text = average compo entry

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

mine wasn't :(
but nobody saw it
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

you have an email waiting for you.
/an update
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

nope -
the compo just need more effort- Cant all be first google pic then slap on a bit of text.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

Cheers :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

it's also like the 14th one
My favourite is still the 71st though.

Edit: Bring on the Euro, then we can do away with the yanks for good
(theswollenbeef there's a panty in my parts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

PARADOX
*assplodes*
( TheOther, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

*pats*
there there
( TheOther, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

I'd like to sign up for the diana-milking...

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

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this makes sense
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)