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# Oi, I'm northern.
And I can count all the way up to five!

One, two, six, twelve, four... um... help?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# twelfty.
;D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I can count all the way up to chainsaw!
one, two CHAINSAW!!

yay!

oh hang on

*runs out into the street with chainsaw screaming*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope I never meet you in real life as there is no way one human could really be as awesome as you :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ah, actually I'm quite a load of shite in person
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# See,
now I am disappointed ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# yeah, I'm really boring
I collect stamps

into huge piles

then I burn them

haha, stamps

SHIT, ME STAMPS ARE BURNT!

:'(

:D

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# You're such a Johnny come philately!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# ^_______^
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# a lidl chainsaw too
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I thought you were only allowed to shop in Poundland?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# nah man
I got all the classy stores in my locale, innit

tho waitrose left

hah!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# BOB, YOU ARE THE BEST.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# NOT ONLY THAT, SAM, KEN, DAVE, BILLY, BUT i HAVE FRAZZLES!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# NOW MY FACE
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# *grabs mudpack*
baby, you're going to be beautiful :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# TOM SELLICK'S FACE!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# WHILE WATCHING NASCAR
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Easy way to learn to count to ten
imagine you're doing a countdown to blasting Liam into space on a space shuttle* with a leak in the boosters - then reverse the process and do it over and over again. You soon learn to count.

Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Blast off you twunt hehe look at him explode *reverses*


*ninja'd - but not well enough apparently
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I want a space shutter :(
Thank you for bringing your name back, as I was getting confused again!

BUT BRING BACK THE BADGER! I don't care if people say they are masculine ;)

EDIT: Damn you you ninja :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hang on, if there were no girl badgers
there'd be no boy badgers

folk can't mess with science like that
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Exactly!
Science, although inherently evil, is actually a good thing!

*dies paradoxically*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hmm, I wonder what kind of paradox, quantum paradox, temporal paradox, mathematical paradox
only science has the answer
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I NEVER SAID THERE WERE NO GIRL BADGERS!
I ONLY SAID THE ICON LOOKS LIKE A BOY ONE!
*sits in a corner and cries*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# AWW
SNIFF

:(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I love the Badgers
they have bad press, they also have rabies, TB but mostly bad press...

Ok you have twisted my arm.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yay!
I am starting to feel I am the only one who cares about the rules on icons staying the same ;)

Next up, BilboBarneyBobs!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# wat?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I changed mine, no one noticed :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Sorry,
my main problem with Bilbo is that he has the same icon as Barbarossa and their names look like each other at a quick glance.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A DICTIONARY. Err.. Thesaurus?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)