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[challenge entry] still laughing at this from the newsletter

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# but easy and they think anyone with a Vectra is minted so... you know
they're not hard to impress

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah!
I've got a oyster card. I'm dead posh me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I'm in Norfolk
I have a turnip card.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Ready?
I thought you were swedeish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# yes, I'm ready
for what?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# brace yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *spits up own jacksie*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *administers the aubergine ... wide end first*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# sideways or not at all
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *throws away aubergine and moves on to pumpkin*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# pineapple please
just love those spikes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *insets a variety of spikey and spined fruit, vegetabbles and fish*
*bends you over and puts you on display at the harvest festival*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *awards rosette*
nice beans :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# psst.
extra E:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# you were yokelling on about turnips and I said I though you were swede-ish
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yeriknow
what is extra E:P ?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# It was buy one get one free.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I am hugely confused
but then I have a stinking cold and my world currently consists of snot
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I recommend two things
firstly - hunners of cups of hot water with lemon in it - big chunks of lemon, ot slice, but needs to be juice and rind in the hot water. It'll strip your throat a bit but will do you wonders.

Secondally - hot toddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# thanks
I just wanna go home and crisp up my duvet
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Actually I kiwi told me years ago of something that works an absolute threat.
It's the same as option one but wuth honey and the surprising ingredients that works wonders, a sliced clove of garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# may as well- I can't smell anything, me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# The honey and garlic line the throat.
Garlic is also a natural antiseptic as well.

EDIT: I can't smell anything either, I'm dyslexic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# you swipe it over the machine and a voice says 'Geroorrrrrf moi land'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'm surprised it made the news letter with the amount of people that posted it straight on the messageboard.
/not looking at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# And why bother waking up when you can't even feel the poker?
/Goodness Gracious Me blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I've always just used a log.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *shudders*
she gives me the willies, and it's too early for THAT nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# /tranny blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# with a flaming shithammer?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Gawd allmighty!!!!!!
I recognise the piccy its a great long thread where guys mercilessly shred the crap out of the Bikini-clad female.....
(angriestangel, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Marginal female that...
more like an attack twat from alpha centauri...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)