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[challenge entry] Two outcomes, one inevitability


Thanks to The Great Architect for blah blah blah...

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha!
Nice dvd selections.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ha ha ha...
In other news

R I P
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# he's dead?
buggering shit.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Now there's a thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I GOT YOU BUTLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ^ Knob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Sorry fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# No... I meant Blakey is a knob - not you..

* Although second thoughts..... Pfftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hehehe
Ning Red.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ning Stan!
How do? I don't suppose you have even played the Aaaah! Real Monsters ROM for the Genesis have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I haven't, no.
is it good?
Or are you stuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah,
I can't jump high enough to get past the first level :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I shall investigate later.
I have to knock a few off in the kitchen now.
(tiles).
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I thiunk I might have - what's up...?
edit - ah - wait - no - no I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# did that get hastley edited from warney in the time that I was googling the news or can i not read?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# all true,for shame
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha ha DVDLOLZ
Still Game is one of my favorite things to see on the telly box -- it's awesomeness distilled.

also - controversially perhaps - I've never found Last of teh summer wine remotely amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# i disagree,respectfully do i
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# well - there's no accounting for wrong
... it tickles me consistently.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# the thought of old people being rude and unseemly does it for some people
if you liven in glasgow you'd know it was really a documentary
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# meh - it's a bit tame but I like it more for that
... I also loved chewin' the fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# responsible for one of the greatest sketches ever...
the pub singalong entitled 'If it wasn't for the 16 bottles of milk on your door, then we'd never know you were dead'
/or something very similar - only caught it the once, and have never found it again, even on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I liked the bloke who whistled when there was an S in the word,
odereing a chinese!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# try this
www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthefat/jack_and_victor/singalong.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# yeah - it's in there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# oh you star :)
I loved that. So simple, but very funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# no danger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I DID seriously love chewing the fat,partly because it filled my life with so many catchphrases
'Gonnae nae dae that...'
''ow?'
'jist...gonnae nae..'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Still Game is indeed fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# He's after our tennis jobs!
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Arf!
As posted at the time - sadly no TGA banners to work with...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# doesn't he have a square mouth
... that'll be the lorne sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Nice!
I knew someone would've done this already!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I think my personal favourite was Alain Baxter...
who went from British Winter Olympic hero to Scottish drugs cheat in a heartbeat...

Nicely interpreted in your post though - some good tabloid headline action.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# It's all true I tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# truth.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# :D
"Why Henman was better" is the best part of that. hahaha
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)