DON'T SNORT THE WHITE POWDER!
I thought I had ants and I put some poison down
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

I didn't - I was full after the wax, egg shells and methanol sandwich I had.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

I left that for the cleaning lady

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

So it's probably bad that I ate the bark and piss flavour crisps too then :(

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)