yeah :(my hands are too big, i don't have a girlfriend and my cat doesn't have the dexterity - plus, i'd already dolloped the ketchup on the plate and i didn't want to waste any more trying to redo it.
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CTU_Bauer,
Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:51,
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hahaI thought you were talking about masturbation until I read the previous comment and finally realised what you were talking about.
"my hands are too big, i don't have a girlfriend and my cat doesn't have the dexterity"
("my hands are too big, i don't have a girlfriend and my cat doesn't have the dexterity"
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:56,
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Cats are rubbish at handjobs.I.
Hear.
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(Hear.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:59,
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Yup those claws leave you feline a bit sore
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 26 Nov 2008, 21:03,
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quick lie and say its a photo of your hands cut out to look like photoshopping and you're really really good at not cutting over the lines
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:58,
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