Morning all
Second compo entry. The sheep say....


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( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

Yar.

(plazmagog, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

Spumco.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

No need
for that sort of language.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

nice
work
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

hehe!

( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

ooh
cowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcow

I like cows
( gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

:)
so do I they are my favourite aminals.
MOO!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

did you know
they make teeny tiny mini-cows, like miniature horses?



I secretly want one.


and a pony.
( gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

I saw a cat
that was like a little mini cow if that helps at all?
( missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)

I saw a woman
who was a big cow?
( lbft, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)

I have a cat
that is like a full sized cow. and he is overly fond of eating grass.
( gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

Are you certain that it's a cat?
And not a cow?
( missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

no.
but he has orangey stripes, and I'm fairly sure cows don't come in that pattern. and he uses a litter box. sometimes.
( gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

It's very good!
It must have taken you ages?
(kaiser@school, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

Yup.
One sheep at a time.
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

I'm sure there's a cheap gag there
but I can't be arsed making it.
( missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

Ooh
You are waking up now, n'est pas!
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

As much
as I ever do on a Monday.
( missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

oh yes
smashing that is
( missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

Nice sheep
On an unrelated note, I never before realised the heroics the New York police got up to in the last century:
clicky new window
( chthonic, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

Not Pictured
Child's neck snapping from the force of being yanked up six feet by a mounted policeman galloping past at 20mph.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)

Top
Stuff
( bean, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

hohoho
spleen did
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)