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[challenge entry] fruitnob:

in space!

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(kaiser@school, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# hehehe
that shouldn't have made me laugh but it did
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# what
the hell kind of fruit is that??? : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# nob fruit
obviously.

Duh!
(Divvy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Gourd
probably
(kryptik, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# quite literally
a Butternut Squash.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I ha a fight
with one of those yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# very hard
to peel

(unless you don't bother and just roast the fucker)
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I misread that
as "pee"... I just chopped it up and stuck it in the microwave. bloody sticky when it came out!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)
# who won?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pootle, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)
# i did
but only just
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Watermelon like you've
never had it before!
(kaiser@school, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# when I was pregnant
people kept telling me that babies are the size of watermelons...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Did they lie to you?
8)
(kaiser@school, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I have no idea
after three days of failing to give birth I had a caresarean : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
Disappointed?
8)
(kaiser@school, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# not
in the slightest ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)
# but
they have less seeds..
(radja, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I'm sure that really helped
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)
# it's hard enough
to think about the birth without nastly old women who've forgotten what it's like delighting in horror stories...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Could be a Dangleberry...........
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)