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# I CAN'T CONTROL MY FLATULENCE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# that's why we still pay you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# THIS IS JUST SO AND I DEMAND A PAYRISE
The price of methane has slumped recently.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# For some reason
I love the phrase "The price of methane." I'm going to use that all the time. Thank you!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# My pleasure
I aim to please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Forget all this nonsense about the credit crunch
and the Global Economic Downturn...

Methane's cheaper than it's ever been!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
It's also an alternative fuel. The world's population and cows should become a giant energy source.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# This this this this this
Methane when burned in an oxygen rich environment produces only Water and Carbon Dioxide. Carbon dioxide is a relatively weak Greenhouse gas (it's only 0.04% of our atmosphere) and that water can be cracked to provide hydrogen for the next generation of electric cars!

And of course, there are those DMFC (Direct Methanol Fuel Cells) which are supposed to be running all our laptops in the next ten years... and Methanol is just a Methane molecule with a hydroxide ion substituted for one of the carbons!

/Yes, I failed Organic Chemistry A-Level. But I failed it in style.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I was hoping to plug my backside into some sort of methane - usb power converter.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I'm not...
...putting my backside any where near a USB connector. That is *NOT* what the BrownSocket attachment is for.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# But...
Thats no excuse for a bum rumble with some leads.
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)