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# First of 2009...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Pfftttt...

* Pardon me
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Oh now you're just nicking my gags!
*strops*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
#
*lathers*

Edit: this is a joke about old-fashioned shaving.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I know. I use a cut throat razor:P
So obviously I have a strop.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Those things give me the fear
and an itchy neck when the barber does barberous things.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# It's better that me Kicking your Nads!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Don't you abuse my amplifiers like that!
lol
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I told you
We're not to talk about that openly on the board.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# im a little death
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
And he his clients never used him after the first time!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It's a very dead-end job.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
#
MY SCYTHE. I LIKE TO KEEP IT WHERE MY HEART USED TO BE
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Well
I'd have thought the Grim Reaper would be a fantastic employee for a life assurance company. If it were life insurance they might be worried...

What, it's just a joke? But..but.. i'm a PEDANT!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It pains me to say it, but I understand this.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Yay!
Missed ya!

TJ: ARGH! BUTTFUCKING CUNTING MARMOT RAPISTS! Fucking spammers and their emails that install crap on your machine. And Fuck Hotmail right in the ear!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# O_o
something up?

...and marmots are best of all the furry mammals.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Which is why spammers are so evil for raping them
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# You alright petal?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Nope
Opened an email titled "Hello" from someone I know and it's spam. It then proceeded to send the same email to my contacts list.

CUNTS!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Change your password that should stop it
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Done
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Stop using hotmail, that should stop it
hotmail = snotmail.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Considering doing so
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Awww
thank ya!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Gmail, yay!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# We did this last year...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Aw damn so we did.
I looked through some old challenges but I didn't see that.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)