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(Mr_SD, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
# I thought about doing this
But it's over, so I don't care anymore...

IN OTHER NEWS: BEN STILLER CAUGHT WITHOUT MAKEUP ON
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:25, archived)
# AHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHH
 
I KNEW he dyed his hair, the leery old fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I TOLD YOU!
SEE THE GREY?

edit: I approached him as the possible replacement spokesperson for the Cat Piss 2002 Chateau; but apparently he only drinks bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:27, archived)
# WELL ZACH'S NO FUCKING USE TO US NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Oh Jesus...
Here he goes again with the FUCKING EXORCIST ROUTINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:37, archived)
# I could deal with the dodgy face angles
but the backwards head is going too far. I don't think I can work with Zach any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
# I know, I tried to take the bottle off him but he just started crying and tried to bite me!
 
not the kind of behaviour I expect from a celebrity spokesperson AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)
# He's let us all down
but more than anything Rap, he's let himself down, and in a way that's the saddest part of all this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:42, archived)
# on the bright side
It's at least THREE appearance on Oprah now!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Mmmmm
Face AIDS :D
(Mr_SD, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# i figured we'd be seeing a lot of these idiots.
i still think that war criminals have uses, though. the video of his execution being played for new political and business leaders, with the advisory: "you pull the crap he did and we'll kill you too" would likely improve society.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:27, archived)
# He'll get assassinated on the 19th
Then the gunman will get Jack Ruby'd for not doing it 8 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# hey, they told me to be ready on the 17th!
what gives?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Shhhhh
You'll scare away the Nargles
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 6:11, archived)
# .


THIS. IN FUCKING SPADES
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:30, archived)