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# Yeah
I only use MacDonalds for McShit and lies. Going in there pretending to be a customer so I can use the khazi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I haven't eaten in a burger joint for over 14 years
ever since my wife was about to take a bite of her burger and noticed that the bottom was covered in black mould.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Did she see a doctor?! I would if I found black mould on my bottom.
Been about 20 years for me, not because their sorry excuse for 'food' is an abomination of nature but the MacDonalds Corporation's contept for law, government and morals.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Right ON!
Haven't been in one in 28 yrs!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I've been in them
I use their khazi paper and when I was at uni they were a welcome source of free toilet paper. I later migrate to Burger King as their paper was better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Pfft I misread that sooo badly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# What?
Mrs. 'mouldy bum' Puromycin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yep the very thought of diving into a lady burger only to find
an Aspergillus Niger nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Maybe I should start calling her that now.
maybe not. I'd like to keep my bollocks intact :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Surely being a Puromycin would get rid of the mould anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I'm only good for sleeping sickness and amoebic dysentery
not for scraping fungus off ladies bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Sell some of the mould might have sleeping sickness
Maybe that's why it was on her bum in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Not an antifungal afaik
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Try "Max" in Sweden
Far superior. And not an American corporate monster that preys on children.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Or instead of doing to Sweden for a burger I go to The Real Burger Kitchen.
OK you spend between five and nine pounds on a burger but it's actually real food. They do a damn good Buffalo burger as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I love your typos
freudian slips What did you want to do to Sweden?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)