b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Completely fucking useless shit » Message 9108761

[challenge entry] erm...

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Compo it!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# haha!
veregood.
we used to look after guide dogs when their owners had to be somewhere dogs couldn't go. they're mental when they're off duty!
and my dog was nearly chosen to be a helpful dog for the helpless - but then we got him instead. he is lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# A helpful dog? \o/
*has mental image of labrador carrying shopping and pouring cups of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Pffft! You really are barking!
Mind you it's a lovely thought
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'm allowed to be a bit barking, it's the hormones :)
that's my excuse, and i'm bloody well sticking to it
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I was thinking more Dorking:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# that's pretty close
they pick stuff up and carry things about for you. i saw one that could unload the washing machine [though i'm not sure if dogslobber is a good look]. stuff like that.
he's actually very good at it, even though he's just a family pet. he'll fetch the paper and the remote and pick up a pen for you. and he finds keys! *hugs him*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# \o/
My dog's pretty good at picking up pheasants. Other qualities include: laying, wagging, having "woop woop" dreams... that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hehe
aww, yay doggles!
we also have a 'sight hound' who is so inept at spotting rabbits she has only ever managed to catch one. and that was because it was already dying of myxie.
still, we love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Made me think of this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pfffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha you evil cunt
;)

right: hometiiiime!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)