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[challenge entry] we import the merde from france.

link to large, original photograph (that i shot today) here.

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:04, archived)
# CAN I GET THIS SHIT DELIVERED?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:05, archived)
# SHITDELIVERY FOR MR. LAHEY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:07, archived)
# god damn I gotta buy that box set.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Hello Mr. Bear.
Is that your 'tag' on the original? Are you one of those 'urban' 'artists'?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:05, archived)
# what you call it, urban?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
# hello.
my tags tend to be paint-free and smell of urine. that's real art, man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Make a splash!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:09, archived)
# PISSJOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:14, archived)
# TODAY I WILL MAINLY BE FINDING HUMOUR IN:
PISS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# PISS IS NO JOKE, IT'S A SRS SEX THING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Someone pisses on me
they're not going to be in any shape to have sex for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# duely noted.
 
don't get caught pissing on mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Dude this intermittent rain running down my back is really puzzling.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Is it Chocolate Rain?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# hey, what's your home address?
i have something to mail to you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
# It's piss, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:40, archived)
# if i say no, will you tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Go the invisible ink!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Ooo la la
fancy french poop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:05, archived)
# be the envy of all your friends with this item.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# wacca wacca wacca

(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Urban crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# you durty-talker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:11, archived)
# SO VERY URBAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# hey, aren't you supposed to be at work?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# I am
and I also can't see your picture.

I can see the flickr one though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# go back to the flickr set, i uploaded an expanded version of the pic you can't see.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I DID THIS
I TOTALLY DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# ZOMG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Work?
Sooooo 1994
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Brilliant.
Great. That's the point. And when we say that we accept everything with an open mind and don't reject out of hand. That sounds like what you're saying and it sounds like we're arguing from the same precept. But, to return to the point, that's not cubism.

Hahaha this is part of the same thread:
www.b3ta.com/board/7898487
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# I wish we could have another artgument.
SOMEBODY DO AN IMPRESSIONIST CRUSTACEAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Crustaceans are too DEFINITE to inspire Impressionist art.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# the definition of impressionism is definite by definition of the word definition.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# what's my definition?
my definition is this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# : D
 
still a glorious video.
though I have been noticing UMG compress the shit out of their files
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# ja, but i'm not usually checking out the cinematography on youtube so i'm not worried.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 5:32, archived)
# It was just really noticeable with a couple of the Beck ones I was watching
 
"Girl" you couldn't read many of the signs, and "E-Pro" is very hard-edged animation that got lost in a cloud of artefacts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 5:51, archived)
# he's a soul-suckin' jerk.
i can't listen to scientology music.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 6:04, archived)
# whatever happened to THE JUDDERMAN?
 
he never showed up for our GRUDGE MATCH CAGE FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I think I had a valid point there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:25, archived)
# ... and a raw chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# NOT ANY MORE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I WORK FOR UNWCO. (The United Nations World Crap Organisation)
There are many people, places and offices who are in desperate need of these goods. How often do you Dump?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# I AM CEO OF THE FUCKING, SHITTY MAGNET COMPANY.
WE HAVE JUST ACQUIRED UNWCO. PLEASE CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK, OUR HEAVY THUGS WILL BE ESCORTING YOU FROM THE BUILDING MOMENTARILY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:31, archived)
# OH HAI CEO. ARE THE THUGS GAY?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# NO, BUT THE THUGTH ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)