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# night i have to have a 'early night'
bum gay parents


o btw if people ever wonder why my name is pecker..
its my nickname in real life to..
its because im a complete and uter dick..
'apprently'

hmm anyway,
eats biscuits,
stay clean,
post crappy images,
on b3ta baked beans
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Night
I'm happy!

I've got an interview for a new job on Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 22:58, archived)
# i'm going out on the lag with b3tans on friday!
that is, if i can decipher the pub scheduler entry...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# lol us wee babys..
cant do nuffin
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I just started laughing really hard while looking at this
www.spacehijackers.co.uk/images/projects/circle2/toilet.jpg
The idea that we'll have to jump off the tube dash to the toilet then go off chasing on another line to try and catch up and get on an exact train going round and round the circle line is just so ridiculous it's laughable.
hahahaha
It'll be like a scene from Die Hard or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# that's just
taking the piss.

no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# stay on the tube
either get a colostomy bag or take a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I believe if a gentleman is caught short
a Policeman has to offer his helmet as a receptacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)
# you believe that to be so?
what about if a lady is caught short?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)
# For some reason it seems women (maybe just those of a certain age)
seem to always want to tell you when they've pissed themself.
It seems to happen a lot more often than guys pissing themselves, or maybe it's just because they never say anything.

Anyway I think a Policeman has to shield your dignity with his cape as you squat over a gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)
# OK, so in modern times
said officer would be shielding your dignity with a bright yellow jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:54, archived)
# good luck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Fanks a lot
I work for the company already, and I think they like me. Here's hoping.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# aaggh a CIA AGENT
hide the plans!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Even by your standard, Prof
that's a very odd thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)
# The CIA
is/was known as 'the company'.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Aha!
I bow before your superior knowledge of nicknames for the CIA.

I'm not going to admit to the company I work for, because several hundred b3tans will instantly hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)
# you've just given it away then!
nevermind, nobody's reading this thread anymore ;)

Good luck with the interview.
little secret hint (mention the word - disciple twice in the interview and the job will magically become yours)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
# aww
night night
sleep tight
don't let the bed bugs bite

edit:I'm gonna add some different usless facts to my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# you mean i have to sleep with
these lil buggers crawling all over me and afew going in my mouth..
geeeeee thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# No..I said don't let them bite
the bed bug is the most agressive sexual predator, the male doesn't bother to find the females vaginal opening instead they just stab their dagger like penis through the females body...it's very traumatic for the female
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# So the expression should be
"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs stab your body with their dagger-like penises."
(Indole Ring, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Yarrr
I must remember that next time I'm tucking in the kiddies..

if I had any
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Only
if you're aiming for accuracy and if you look like a female bed bug
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Ducks are incapable of any emotion except hate
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i like beans
*prods with stick
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I double took at that then.
I thought it said "Ducks are incapable of any emotion except hats"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# No. That would be silly.
On a slightly random note, have you ever been mountain biking with a bloke called Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Ummmmmmmmm....
No.

I don't think I have anyway.

Edit: Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Oh. Never mind.
It's just I was looking at your website and I know you're in Swansea like me and last term my housemate Barry met some bloke and went mountain biking with him a couple of times and I couldn't remember his name and I thought it might have been you. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Nah
There's shedloads of mountain bikers around here.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# swansea eh?
do you know a surfer/skater type called simon harrison? :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# No
but I know a mountain biker called Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# cool!
though it's prob not him :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# No
but I live with a Simon Lawson.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# cool,
does he know a surfer/skater type called simon harrison? :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# If you send me a T-shirt
with "Do you know a surfer/skater type called Simon Harrison?" I'll happily wander around wearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# that would be sooo coooool = )
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# their quacks
don't echo, and noone knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I know why
*smiles smugly

But I'm not telling
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# But, but
what about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# because i lied?
because people are willing to believe anything that they aren't willing to prove?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Dolphins could have evolved thumbs ages ago but they're too lazy
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# THREADJACK!
i'm off to belfast for a few days in april, so is anyone in the vicinity up for a bit of a bash? 5th april anyone?

anyone?


hello?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# * prods with stick..
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# awww
poor evil pixie all alone in belfast :'(
come to blackpool instead = )
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Haha
Sweet dreams peckaler! ^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)