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[challenge entry] The prophets weren’t quite right…
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On the coming of the apocalypse it turned out there were 5 of them, and they didn’t ride horses.

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(DoomedMatt, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# arrrgh
arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people arrrgh the village people
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Only one of the original Village People was gay
or was it two?

FACT


ALL polar bears?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# only one of them
it was the red indian

apparently, I think it's kinda like the snow flake thing, there's got to be a point when 2 snow flakes look the same so there might be a couple of right handed polar bears
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# it was
only one. can't remember which one though. the indian maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Are you trying to tell me
that one on the left with the tash and the hat isn't gay?
(DoomedMatt, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# he specifically
isn't gay. how mad is that? : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# well gay or not
they will still spell doom for us all!

they will of course spell doom by waveing their hands above their heads to form the letters.
(DoomedMatt, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# no
he's the only one that isn't a polar bear
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# All polar bears are gay
?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# nah
left-handed. and that's polar bears are left-handed, not left handed-people are gay...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# some of them are though
they must be...

Why are so many gay men bald?
Is it something they do with their heads?

(think it was Alexi Sayle*)

*who said that, not did things with his bald head
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# But
they did use to execute people for witchcraft if they were lefthanded in the dark ages.
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)
# So all polar bears are witches
?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Dont
know why but it reminds me of that film "Kellys Heroes" where Donald Sutherland drives aound in his tank blaring out music whilst blowing the shit out of everything.
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)