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[challenge entry] too obvious

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(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Good but 4.5 billions years
is the age of Earth not the Universe (pedantic)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# how do you know?
you've only been around half that time.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I asked your sister!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# maybe Earth is online
so it couldn't have been exploring the universe for longer than it's been around, anyway. And if it's the universe that's online, how can it explore itself and, if it did, it couldn't have been online for its entire existence 'cos it'd have to exist before it could surf? So, what're you saying, huh? Being prescriptive, I say. Bit like my GP. I need a biscuit.
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Hmm. Didn't think that through properly.

(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)