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[challenge entry] Come To Allah

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)
# I WANT YOUR SOUL
I will eat your soul
come to daddy, come to daddy,
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# I'M GOING TO BE COMING IN MECCA SOON!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Coming in Mecha sounds like a line from badly translated anime porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# his name is 'allan'.
thoes dumb muslins just read it as 'allah' because some stupid jerk blew a snot on the paper and it had a nosehiar in it. it stuck and the clearsnot dried up and now they woership some dick named 'allah' who never even existed.

dosen't matter anyway, allan was a dick too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# HAHAHA - THIS MUST BE THE TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# That cunt Allan owes me £3.20
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# If Allan is a Dick, then Dick also owes you $3.20
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# im not happy with this so i'll park it here and forget i did it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# THIS COULD ALSO BE SMUG BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# i should get around to smug bastard. the list of possible targets is very large.
finite and countable, but still large.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# It is a large list and your destiny is to tackle it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# *starts with bargearse*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Yeah! Come on!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# lols been too busy watching bargearse on youtube. too funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Hahaha - yeah the full show is there. Its just been released on DVD.
I want to buy it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:36, archived)
# i am but a poor student
*leeches from internet*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# he still does look like a cunt
you charicature skills are impressive
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# it would be pretty hard not to make him look like a cunt
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# It would be much easy just to draw a mimsy, flaps and all, and label it "Leo D'Cprio"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# i'd have to google for source images :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Just draw a big prune.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# ?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# lets stop hating other peoples gods just because they don't making sence
otherwise they will terrorist you.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I WANT TO BE TERRORISTED!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# BEND OVER, I'VE GOT CALVING GLOVES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# BRING IT ON! AND TAKE ME AROUND THE WORLD ONE MORE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# I'M SORRY, YOUR ACOUNT IS STILL DELINQUENT FROM LAST TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# GIVE IT TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# that would be a nice change from the animist gods.
they've been on my ass for years.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# oh shit i didn't

come to daddy, come to daddy...
that what this thead is implying
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# What the FUCK dude? You're saying that Allah touches up children?
You're going to get your house burned down by Al Qeada!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# those are not children
they are all aphex twin
and now thy're going to be in my dreams ffffuck.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)
# YOU'RE SAYING HE SUFFOCATES TWINS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0
its really time i went to bed.. but with this in my mind
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# you tube?
you seem nice, but this reads rather as some sort of vague insult. good day to you!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Insult?
I do not understand good sir,
I only intended to bring further meaning to this thread.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)
# Oh, I get it. He's a "good sir" and I'm not.
Fine then. It's not that your opinion matWHATDIDIDOWRONGYOUCUNT?ICOOKYOURMEALSIWASHYOURCLOTHESIEVENLOOKAFTERYOURTERRIBLETERRIBLECHILDRENDAYANDNIGHTANDWHATTHANKSDOIGET?ters to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
# the're not my children
Good night.
The sunlight isn't here yet I have a chance to sleep.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)
# hahah ALLAHU AKBAR!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)