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# Be careful, they're liable to bite when unexpectedly shagged.
Or where you planning to woo it with chocs?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# NSFW
NSFW
NSFW!! NSFW!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Oh no they've deflated.
Tits like two golfballs in brown socks.

Edit: re your sig. you've been badger fondling again haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# manflu
:(
my head feels like its about 3 times the size, my eyes are red and blood shot, my nose is red and swollen, my throat is pumping out green goo, I keep having hold and cold flushes, I feel like i'm running on 30% efficiency and I'm about to fall over
Oh and i can't find my socks and my feet are cold
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hot bath might help.
If it's any consolation I've got an odd liver complaint plus itchy lumps all over my legs and seem to be developing arthritis.

/burnt out blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# arthritis sucks donkey balls
liver heals don't it? eat more fruity veg m'larky - may help?
Had 3 hot baths in the last 2 days - steam is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I can't eat more veg, I've been veggie for decades.
My liver is confusing the Doc, there is so much Iron in my blood I'm considering a career as a fridge magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)