We're going down, if you reach below your seat you'll find a lifejacket.No, not you sir, you didn't pay the £5 lifejacket fee. Just put your seatbelt on and pray. Oh, no seatbelt? £3 too much, was it?
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zoldergoose,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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Pfffft"Those of you who haven't paid for seats just sort of huddle together at the back of the plane"
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11,
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"alternatively you might like to purchase some hayfrom our inflight catalogue..."
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:17,
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...which you'll have to purchase first for £5.99 to see what's in it Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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"... and it's printed in such a way as to be unreadablewithout spending a further £10 on these special lenses ... which go very nicely in our £8 frames..."
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22,
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now if you'll all have a whiproundwe'll see if we can lure a pilot away from the airport bar
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twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23,
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and for only a further £15you can pay to have the air steward stop teabagging you in the face... or not :)
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26,
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