Euphemism ahoy!
Now this is my kind of political satire...

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)

Great pic
I bet you had fun looking for the source image.
(thursley, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)

you bet I did.
Spent hours on *ahem* research
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

hours?
I must be doing something wrong.. takes mere seconds here....
(ozric99, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

Not
something you should admit when there are ladies present. Think of your reputation, man!
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)