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# Hahha fantastic.
Also could I please draw attention to a certain aspect of Tom's desk image...



Kettle Tom?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha!

and it seems he likes them horsies too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Best of all hanimals!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# haha fuck.... i've accidently reflecto porned myself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Computer: ENHANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# There's only so much a computer can do:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i look like a hairless cat standing on its hind legs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Yup
The camera never lies:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# TO THE SKIES!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Is it an 'inny' or an 'outy'?






belly button that is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It's hard to tell isn't it.
Fortunately I use the phrase 'hard' loosely.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# mega inny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
Sharpen line forty-eight between twenty point twenty-seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I love it when they do that in the fillum

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# one of my favourite bits
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
And you thought b3ta wouldn't notice!

1) Hand cream - check
2) Tissues - check
3) ILH - check
4) Nekkidness - check
5) Tom soon to be single - check
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# single? i'm lucky the nekkid lady woman wasn't caught on camera as well.
then i'd definitely be in trouble/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# With sexah results?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# the very best kind
now... i need to go to the pub to have a drink, steady my nerves and watch the football
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# OK
Maybe put on some clothes first! Or not. I don't know what sort of pub you frequent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# its very much like the restraunt you sent me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# So no clothes then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# "accident"
Aye. Right.
Perv.

Next time, use a proper mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha, and not even shopped!?!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# the i love horses riverghost put in.
i've just got out of bed and totally forgot that the lamp is reflective... oops
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
so excited about taking a picture of your desktop you couldnt even wait until after you got dressed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Wheres our picture of your nekkid desktop?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# is it desktop day or something
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Why the fuck not
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# TERRIBLE CAMERAPHONE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# That is a tidy desk and you have 2 screens, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You live in an office.
AICMFP
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# your room seems strangely sparse
i would've thought it would be full of noises and animals and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# the swarm of brightly coloured dancing cats is just to the right, out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Jebus!
Is that the time?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# No it's a clock.
Time is a complex concept built to bring order to a chaotic uncaring universe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# *click*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# your clock's
slow.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Should've spelled PROSTITUTES on the other screen
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# i don't get dressed until i absolutely positively fucking have to
however, i shall be more careful in future
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# "i've just got out of bed"
the night cops in the park don't fall for that one anymore
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# They told you off again, did they?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I put more cups in for you, too
\/ down there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# and girls?
x[numberofgirls] = 2*y[numberofcups]
per decree
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# oh, yes
girls as per the accepted formula, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I think he may be pulling our collective leg here

And if not, this is a great find.

Trust RG to search for man bits everywhere ;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I seek 'em here
I seek 'em there
His balls are round
Coz they're not square...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# KLONK!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)