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# that's a language for computers call pearls
and it was written by a woman call Thalia Tummybutton who was the first woman to be allowed into the gent's toilets at Lecherous Park where they invented the iPod. Anyway - one day, while shopping for a gimp mask, Thalia accidental gave birth to a unicorn right there in Waitroes. Obviously she was shunned from polite society and became a member of parliament. On her death bed, she sold me this watch that I'm wearing.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# THAT'LL learn you for asking!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# You spelt 'Waitrose' incorrectly.
;-)
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# it's a work of fiction
I can spell things how I like...

Thalia Tummybutton wasn't a real person.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Say it isn't so!
*sobs*
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# she's very loosely based on a lovely person called
Thalia.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)