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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# oo yeah, i've got new glasses, well i'm just wanting for the lenses to be changed..
but they're like dame edna glases! proper 50s/60s ones with flicky bits!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# they look so fucking mental on! i'm gonna look like a fucking arse!
hopefully get them back tomorrow, will take photos.

now i nee my bed tho.

night night gorgeous.

NIGHT NIGHT B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Night sexpants!
*sex glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# night night
just think, after tomorrow it's no more out of focus dreams for you! oh no!
unless you take them off to sleep, really f*cks dreams up that does
(Pob mk2, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Heh, watch out Detroit City!
TJ: Anyone know what to do with an MPEG-4 movie file to make it easily viewable on a standard DVD player?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Pulleys and Winches?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# roxio will convert it right over for you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# to what?
What file format?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# there is no format that you can
write directly to disk and play on a standard dvd player. You need to re-encode it to DVD format.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# re-encode ?
Sorry to sound brainless, I just want it to work on a DVD player without any homework before hand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Basically, the way DVD Players work is not through
computer files innit. Basically, you just need a DVD burning package. I am sure there will be one built into the MAC OS, I just don't know what it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# iDVD?
Open iDVD, pick a theme, drag the file in, burn a disc. I think there's even a "magic DVD" or some such one-click feature these days. If lost, use the Help menu.
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# kick it in the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# are you talking
standard mpeg 4 in an AVI container ( like divx or xvid ) to then play on a DVD that does not support mpeg 4 playback?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Just the iMovie software that came with this thing
I want to send some stuff on to someone so he can view it on his telly, via a DVD player

It doesn't seem to work in the present saved format on any of the devices alone
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# If you have iMovie (and I'm assuming you're on a mac)
then you should have iDVD which will do it without much hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Nicely!
"But iDVD will do it without much hassle," didn't apparently, I thought I did everything in iMovie only for nothing to work when I double checked off the DVD i saved it to
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# You need to create the video in iMovie first.
iDVD is a separate iLife app.

An option called 'Magic DVD' lets you choose a menu, movie file(s), and burn it.

iDVD has to go through a encoding process as it converts the videos and creates the menu in MPEG-2 format and in a DVD format that DVD players understand. You can't just burn DVD files to a DVD like you would movie files.

Tutorial here:
digitalcommons.psu.edu/node/3332
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Very nicely, and a typically woo b3ta response
But I don't have time for all those instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# This is your baby
www.xilisoft.com/dvd-creator-mac.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Bingo
I owe you one, yet again
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# you should listen to
Lazygamer before you buy any software though. It sounds like you already have the tools but just need to manually go through the processes. If not doing that and having a package do it for you is worth £35 to you then buy away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Only £40 at the end of day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Can't you turn it into an ISO and write it onto the DVD that way?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# It will
still be a computer disc image that has on it files that only the computer understands.

It must be converted first and then made into a disc image ( vob based Mpeg 2 ) that the player understands.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Fair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# fuck me the exchange rate is getting worse.
My American server went from £27 to £39 in 3 months without them even putting the price up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# My last lens cost a a grand a couple of weeks ago
and was about £700 before all this crap, I hope Mr Brown has a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I was looking at the one you want to get rid of, last night.
No use to me as I don't do canon and my trusty old pentax 70-210 lens is still holding its own.
Other models available to me are another ancient but fantastic sony mavica fd92 ( which I still use all the time ) and my Nikon D40 which I never use.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It still needs a good home
A grand's worth of glass for £500, still up for grabs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ebay it man
The only b3tans I know who are serious about photography would likely be unable to afford it or like me, don't do canon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I have no knowledge of
iMovie. What you need is a DVD authoring software that will transcode the file to then burn it in DVD format.

Your best idiot proof bet is Nero. You need a full version of the suite and you need the dvd plugin ( I just realised I have no idea if you can get a mac version ).

forum.mininova.org/index.php?showtopic=234992284

This explains that process and if you can not use nero you are going to have to hunt for a mac avi-dvd authoring software.
The movie needs to be totally transcoded to another format first. Each 700mb movie I do on mine takes about 40 minutes and just over an hour for a 1.39GB standard scene release.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Seriously nicely for the feedback,
but given this all for someone at work, I will drop this on the desk of one of my beloved IT department colleagues :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Trim the edges
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Gene simmons is Post op?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# *titters*
get you, you smart arse!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I am alcoholically dumbed
so will need help with this one, and I know it will be good because your post's are class. HELP?
(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Mmmmwah!
XXXX!
/EDIT not related and not worth it's own thread, but it was on the news

so I'll pop it in here
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# you fancy him!!!
pstttt pob,

i think you're in there!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oi!
I'll have you know that I'm not that way inclined!
as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# thats what they all say!
you happened to simply trip and your cock ended up graham norton's arse!
total acident!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# As I explained to the judge...
...it was just a coincidence that we were both naked when I slipped on some baby oil and he broke my fall.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hhahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# blimey!
*lubes
(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Oh! I get it now!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# nope
still clueless
(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# X stands for a kiss
The band are called Kiss.

The film is called X-Men.

They are men from the band called Kiss, therefore X-Men.

Kittens are nice.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# aye thang kew!
see? alcohol related stupidity again.
love it loud by KISS or XXXX is about to get blared out to celebrate my stupididtitty
(Pob mk2, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)