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# just get drunk in the office
if anyone asks, tell them in a calm voice that you know you have a serious problem and you're trying to deal with it

then carry on drinking
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I like this plan.
*switches on intercom*

Rosemary, bring me the *good* Chablis, would you?
No, one case should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I get to shit on my desk every day using that one.
:)
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)