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# Christ, I've just seen the single most nauseating thing on the random images on Photobucket's front page.
It was an image solely consisting of these words:

'You know you're in love when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is much better than your dreams.'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *bokes*
Did you really have to share that?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I think I'm going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# You know you're in love
when you can wank whilst looking in the mirror :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# You know you're in love when:
Even as you wash her still fresh blood off your hands you can still hear her screaming.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Yes, purely because whose reality is better than their dreams anyway?
When reality starts simultaneously creating sinister girls in smelting accidents, spawning women with eight massive breasts and has Alan Shearer fly a spitfire into god's face then I'll start backing reality.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# dude, those things happened already
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Haha, oh Christ.
Had to sit through a load of people singing lyrics similar to this all last night.

Luckily by the end I was too drunk to take much of it in. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Was the filename: howtopushpeopleawayfromyou.jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# that's positively puketastic.
but given how awful my dreams generally are, reality really is better most of the time, even as much as it sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I haven't had a memorable one since the other day.
That one involved being seduced by a japanese classmate who was supposed to be my friend, even when I wasn't me, but was actually the metamorphosised child who had been created in the smelting accident.
Then I look up in the sky and saw a weird and massive blue rack type thing just hovering in the distance (which I actually remember coming from an earlier dream and similarly marking the moment before shits goes to cock)
It disappeared before I could even say "Hey isn't that..." lighting struck everywhere and got thrown to the floor of the beach and fell unconscious.
When I woke up, I actually woke up, and didn't really notice that I'd gone from dream to being awake and got really confused.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)