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# I know for some reason
it's used as a metaphor for how 'far' you got with a young lady...
we should use cricket Euphemisms instead I think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Caught in slips.
Leg Before Wicket.
Silly Mid Off.
Up The Wrong'un.

Yep. This could work. I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# a quick tickle round the side
it got big on him very quickly
just short of a length

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# she's a left handed spinner if ever I saw one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# "... I had her 126 for 4 last night..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I bowled a maiden over
/1920s blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# googly?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# was going to hit her for a 6
but I accidentally knocked my bails off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I set off too soon and got myself stumped
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# she won the toss
and elected to field... if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It was all going well until I tickled a ball down to long leg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Ahhh, rain stopped play for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# it looked like it was going to be a great over
but she said the light was bad...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Aah, you got caught out on a sticky wicket, me laddo.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I know
we used to go 5 days in the Oval when we were younger...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I got 5 byes when a ball hit the helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# she let me "tour Australia"
... he he he - I'm liking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I got caught out when I squirted one out across the covers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# did he take it on his knees right in front of slip?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# or did you hole out on a grassy strip?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# THAT'S NOT CRICKET!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Peering down the corridor of uncertainty, were you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# you should have pulled it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I attempted the sweep, but didn't realise it was a full toss
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I was too wide
and got given no ball
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)