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[challenge entry] Knees bend, arms stretched, Rar! Rar! Rar!


edit: ja das hokey cokey - thanks Griffy

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(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Do you know what's fun?
Doing the hokey cokey silently at bus stops on your own. Never fails to make me giggle like a drunken tramp.

Forgot to mention: more points if you manage to do it with complete poker face.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# and what can these points be used for?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Captain cuddles and laptime.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hell yeah!
*rushes for the bus stop*
*stumbles a little*
*picks self up, dusts grit off knees*
*carries on with same enthusiasm as before*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *claps*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You know, I think my love for you just increased by 38%
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D
I'm giggling just remembering doing it, and obseving thewide berth passers by give me.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I want to do this in London
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# We have to do it proper poker face though. Like Kraftwerk.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Absolutely
That is the bit that is making me giggle in my office chair

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D you're so on, laddy
:D explosive laugh as I remembered shaking my leg all about at an old man. He just tutted at me.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# WE PUT OUR LEFT LEG IN ZE ROOM.
NOW WE ARE DANCING LIKE A LOON.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
It's going to be lovely having you back over here, petal. Big koala cuddles again for the Dixy, who is the only man in 4 years who isn't the wife that I've hugged with my legs as well.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# \o/
haha :D

MWAH
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# MWAH
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You coming now!
I mean to London!!!!
Thought you'd cancelled.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Well, it's still 50/50, but things look ok :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I hope it's the good 50.
:)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# meh, will see..
I am pretty broke and what with seeing Wow in September, have to check on my finances for May :/

Wow's no cheap date, my friend :P
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah, but check the quality.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Top drawer stuff
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *poses*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *copies pose*
*breaks hip*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *nurses*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# So you'd rather see one b3tan,
than a lot of us?
Prioritise dude!!


only joking!!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It was booked aaaaaages ago!
git. :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Yeah, and I'm better.
Don't forget that bit.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Indeed
One on one Captain time beats all bashes!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# YEEEEAH
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I booked my trains yesterday, so I'm officially in.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Yay!!
Where are you hiding at work?
Or have you gone already?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I've been all over the place, only been to D-floor once in the last month or so.
I was at the Northern today and spent most of the rest of the week watching spinal surgery
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Did you get the Cov place?


(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Yep, all seems to going great with that.
Won't be moving till mid September though
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Like this?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# it goes up
UUUP
down
DOWN
any way you want it baby

DUN DUN DUUUUN
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Does it?
But... but I thought...

does it really?


Iiiiinteresting.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I no hear at work
is what please?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# is ESG
a lovely minimal funky thing from the early 80s
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ooooooh!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'd try that on the way home, but I'm sure
there's some law against it in London now.

Like reading a newspaper out loud, for instance.... *grumbles*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Do iiiiiit!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *blushes*
scared....
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# :D do it with Dixy and I at the meet.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I have an almost unbeatable poker face.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I don't, I'm crap.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Well, you'll set me off then!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D
I splutterlaugh if I'm trying not to.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# You can test my pokerface powers
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *pokes knees and pulls faces*
blaaaaaaaah
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# *POKERFACES*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *climbs onto shoulders and licks forehead*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# GAH
*pokerface crumbles*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# yeeeeah boyeeeee
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, yes - need to talk to you about that.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# To the gazmobile!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# whup
Saucy

:D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *luckiest girl in town*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# are you coming to the bash?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Uncertain, currently.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *starts certain-making machine*
ah gwan gwan gwan
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :)
It's not an unwillingness, it's potentially a not being in London issue.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :(
nooooooooooooooooo
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# like there are any newspapers left which are worth reading
...
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# fair point.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# people muttering whilst they read thier novel...
What's worse are idiots who play music out loud from their phones, as if it is a mini ghettoblaster
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I used to keep The Birdy Song on my mobile for those occasions
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I_heart_U
I'm going to put Dillinger Escape Plan singing I Just Wanna Love You by Justin Timberlake on my phone when I get home.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha. I just carry a Crowbar.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# the little bastards on the bus home of an evening doing that....
*tries to keep blood pressure in check*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# you should carry a brolly
with a sword in it... you could call people Blagands or Blagards... not sure of the difference to be honest

right - I am away home for the weekend.

Consider yourselves all wished a jolly good time.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# you too, Prof!
*waves*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# bye Prof!
in fact, I think I should leave this criminal cesspool, pronto!

byyyeeee!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha, I'll certainly give that a try
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Extra bonus points
if others join in.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hehehe
The only one that has made me smile so far :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I want parkin
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# There ya go..oh sorry!




most pointless pearoast ever!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I want parkin
*sulks*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Go and buy some then.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I can't get any around here :(
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I am sure your local supermarket will have some.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# No, I have looked before
They are all shit around here
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# make your own then.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ^this
*rolls eyes at the youth of today*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I can't be bothered, I am sat down now
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Stop your fucking whinging then! ;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Fuck you cunt roids
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ’ll nay be chunterin on mind,
but read book summat boot a herder and his gimmers wi a taste fer parkin. Aht Yorkshire ways. I's as likely got the spake new stuck in us 'ead.

Sitha now ken me bletherin on t’ a gradely lass! Blooim’ Claht 'ead!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I want parkin :'(
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# someone get earl some parkin quick!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hot damn nice work and very funny!
.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hokey pokey penny a lump. Have a lick make you jump
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Stop flexing it like that, you almost had my eye out
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# perfect example...
...of how foolish it really is!...good work!... :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
But stop with the silly Americanisms!

It is the Hokey Cokey as you well know! ;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# is it? I always recalled it as Pokey
wiki says both are correct, now I'm confused
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I think it is America where they say Pokey.
But England has always been Cokey as far as I am aware. Doesn't matter though :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# arf
but isn't it the Hokey Cokey?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw

Das ist die ganze Sache

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# FUCK!@!!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# it's OK - it's both
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Pure genius :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# new challenge please
*not because this post,but because i dont wanna see another glitter twitter gag*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# How about you put some thought into
making an original and funny post then instead of bitching and moaning about it?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# oooooo bad mood?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# No, not at all.
I just don't see why people moan so fucking much every week about the compos yet don't take the initiative themselves.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Yay!~
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:49, archived)