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# I feel quite ill


The house stinks of burned Creme Egg now.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:29, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# ewwwww
I dare you to eat some!
(little minx, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# That looks like
a nasty business!
(Dobbin, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# fantastic.
What happens if you do insects?

ThreadJack. Anyone know of any jobs going?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)
# yep
www.army.mod.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)
# why not, Im perfectly qualified.
Ive seen Platoon, Apocolypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, andRambo 1 & 2. I could go straight in as a Sargeant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)
# But could
you cope with all the grunts asking for a kiss goodnight?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)
# only the ladies.
Chicks with guns are horny.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Do you experience that a lot
don't you take no for an answer? ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:03, archived)
# no.
Normally they have knives : (
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Just in case
click here
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:03, archived)
# WTF?
I was expecting pictures of Hot chica's with AK47's and bitchin sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Topical yet funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:55, archived)
# yes.
www.mcdonalds.com/corporate/careers/
(Lambkin, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)
# snails pop and moths
explode with a firey 'phut' sort of noise or so I've been told
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)
# You get told off for being cruel
*hides magnifying glass behind back*

Best job in the world: Trainee chocolatier here: www.choccywoccydoodah.com
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)
# urm well
after we obliterate Iraq, maybe we could turn it into a very large car park with a mcDonalds in the middle and you could get a job there!
(little minx, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)
# nice Idea.
wethers nice out there I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)
# it's like something from Alien
just more chocolatey
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)
# *hack*
Eeeeeewwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)
# that is fab!
absolutely brilliant - i want a microwave oven now!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)
# cool
it did do a little volcano impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Well done
you're right about the smell though
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)