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# WHEN FRUIT GOES BAD
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# AMERICA'S MOST DANGEROUS FRUIT
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# FRUIT DOES THE CRAZIEST THINGS
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# DANNY DYER'S HARDEST FRUITS
"this faaaaaaakin plum 'ere is 'ard as old 'ob nailed boots init... I smoke too much for this shit cor blimey I wouldn' wonna mess wiv 'im..."

*knows nothing about Danny Dyer and his "creative" output after 24 hour party people (in which I thought he was quite good)*
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Pah!
If it had been a real ninja your friend Mark wouldn't have seen a thing
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Mark's blind you unfeeling cunt
ningles.... you unfeeling cunt
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ningles, you harsh bastard
with your tautological signature
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# then let that be a lesson to you
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# My friend Mark is also a Ninja
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ahhhh, I see.
As you were then.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:20, archived)