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[challenge entry] He's out of this world man...

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(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Uhura killed him, man! It's all a conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# It was the green bitch who ended Kirk
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# does this mean there are Phaser Shotguns?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# set phasers to Kerblammo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Boom! Headshot!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Multi Kill!


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# they had phaser rifles, as well as pistols, no?
Personally, I would have a whole gatling-gun style phaser device if going up against some alien, fuck those crappy little pistols.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Why would you need a gatling gun?
They emit a phased beam and are quite capable of firing for long periods
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# which will sadly be still unable to penetrate sturdy structures like empty barrels or wooden boxes

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Haha yes
I love it when people say about phasers being powerful enough to destroy 1/2 a building on high setting, but seem to struggle with a bit of balsa wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I just mean a huge, multi-ray version, to shoot every enemy in sight. Why limit yourself?
And, for that matter, just send a droid. That was the main problem with Star Trek - not enough droids.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Are those fleshlight engines?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)