Although frankly, I thought the original was pretty highbrow


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(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

*bokes politely*

( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

this

( mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeuw!

( Mstandot, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

M, need yer opinion on something, mind if I gaz ya?

(Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Yeah sure

( Mstandot, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I read that in the voice of
Inspector Jane Tennison


and it made complete sense
(B|unt In my fantasy I sail beneath your skirt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

*Click*
& still definitely WOULD with Helen Mirren. Wouldn't even charge her.
(Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

still?
(this is a few seconds later)
(Occams Anal Beard Not any more, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Now WHY did you have to destroy the fantasy???
*Steps away from computer*

*Runs to toilet*

*Doesn't quite make it*

*Pukes in hallway*

GRRRRRRRRR............
(Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Here's mud in your eye !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

and into a fluted champagne glass

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Just in case anyone missed this one on the news today....
BBC News

Made me laugh anyway...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha!
Who employs the people who pass things like that!!!
( Mstandot, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

yesterdays news today

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

This..
is fuckin' ace!
(pennies, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Christ
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

You had me dry heaving at Judi Dench's face

( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

She loves it

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

both of those lovely ladies
can have a pint on me.
(Occams Anal Beard Not any more, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

NO! NO! NO!

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)