Pick an age that makes him into a 8 year old fatherSee how long it takes him to work it out
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45,
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We were both quite pissedI think I still had enough to wit to mutter something about the Falklands war which visibly momentarily threw him
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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