'The race of 2005 was delayed while the ambulances returned from the hospital, all of them having been required to transport casualties from previous races.'
I bet the local hospital just loves that time of year.
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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I'm sure they would prefer it to the violent drunks they get every weekend
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:43,
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