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# WELCOME TO BRONTON'S BRENDLE


PRESS ESCAPE TO PLAY THE FIRST ROUND

FIREFOX USERS - INSTALL THIS FIRST:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# LEGS: UPHOLSTERED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# "BRENDLE ATTEMPT"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I got instant win on the first try
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# INSTANT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...which is?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Hey, do you know why it doesn't auto-linkify my link anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# No idea, am in firefox and I'm too tired for the addon install :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I threw a shit out the window!
AND WON A BJ

(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Well, invinoveritas has always been a tad eccentric.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Not what I want to see while eating my dinner
(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# OH
so the pokemon kid that pissed himself is okay but you get some fat guys with cornrows blowing each other off and suddenly there's a problem....

Jesu joy of man's desiring!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I was eating the fat kid for dinner
I eat pissy children
(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# like my dad used to say
sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# that's one big fat ugly pink bear.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# i see that they are all members of different gangs
...nice to see them getting along
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Thanks, I was feeling kinda' "tense" a minute ago.
Now I never want to have sex of any kind ever again.

Cheers
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# ITS THE ANNUAL BOGAN/CHAV BASH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
# WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
# no need, already done as u can see
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
# There's always tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Well that got adblocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:12, archived)
# ...
Well, that's another fucktard from the gayshift to add to my ignore list, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# No esc pause for Safari users.
So I'll close my eyes and printscreen at a random moment...
"Sweaty Belgian"!?!? Well, one can hope its got big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# $100 wahooooooooo
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
# 3 times now, the best i got is 'throw shit out a window'
this game is rigged, you damned gypsy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# It doesn't change until you actually do it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# THERE SHOULD BE GAME SHOW ENTITLED: "STAIN YOUR PANTS"
Each contestant is continually force fed a hot curry of their choice and the last one to have stained their pants, wins.

And woo, btw
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
# the thought of that just made my belly churn a bit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I would genuinely watch a game show
where people were put on a rack and stretched for progressively higher amounts of money.

I think the moment where they are unwilling to endure any more pain despite the enormous amounts of money being offered would be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Japanese or Gestapo World War Two torture sessions would become fashionable again
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# THROW A SHIT OUT A WINDOW
will do
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Make sure its from a high-rise apartment block
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:21, archived)
# $100!
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:02, archived)
# *attempts brendle*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)