Dear Mr. JamnogWe at Fishcat Enterprises wish to extend our most sincere thanks for your thoughtful feedback on our work.
Unfortunately our employees are entirely too lazy and cack-handed to fulfil your request, but once the next
round of redundancies (and the outsourcing of our photoshop work to a more cost-effective workshop in India)
occurs, we shall endeavour to improve the quality of our output in line with our customer-focused policy.
Thank you once again for your time.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Miriam Aquafeline
(CEO, Fishcat Enterprises)
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(Unfortunately our employees are entirely too lazy and cack-handed to fulfil your request, but once the next
round of redundancies (and the outsourcing of our photoshop work to a more cost-effective workshop in India)
occurs, we shall endeavour to improve the quality of our output in line with our customer-focused policy.
Thank you once again for your time.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Miriam Aquafeline
(CEO, Fishcat Enterprises)
Dictated but not read.
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:49,
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Dear Mrs AquafelineThank you for your prompt reply re guarding the matter of a missing hoopla. On further consideration I have decided to award a hoopla. for your efforts to ease world poverty with your global market plan.
your inordinately Jamnog M Noodle
(working chair man : spagnog industries)
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(working chair man : spagnog industries)
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:06,
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