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[challenge entry] Yes I know I'm a complete fucking hypocrite, but I really want a mac.

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Pro tip: don't use the same word twice in quick succession
"Just hoping things will just"
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# If I win I could sell you one
but 3 weeks is a long time for vote rigging and friend voting to fuck up my chances, so I'm not counting any chickens.

Also, you're missing "A" from the slogan and "WANTS" "YOU" should be want YOU
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I'm voting you down out of spite, man.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# you and many others
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# You're coming across like a jerk at the moment, dude.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# in what way?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# In an overbearing "I'm great and deserve to win" sort of way.
I'm not purposefully trying to be cuntish, but from my perspective, you're not coming off well.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# how have I said I deserve to win?
I said if I win (based on my fortuitous position at the end of the first week and nothing else)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I voted for Doctor Dyslexia, actually.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I voted for Cockweasle and Archie
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# looking at your rss feed you also voted for your own
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# when I'm clicking other peoples I have clicked my own
I do not deny it :)

everyone loves a wank :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# true
i've done the same to test whether or not it counts and it doesn't seem to anyway :D
not trying to have a go at you.. just making an observation.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I assumed it didn't
it's kind of therpeutic though, like trying to help a backward child up a hill :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# it's slightly ironic too
since he could probably post a seamy turd and still make the popular page :p

No need to worry anyway. The campaign people pick the winners irrespective of where they finish in the compo.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# that's right, 12 pictures since wednesday
and every one of them on popular
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# no need to take literally
my point was merely that certain names appear more clickable on here, ie 'vote rigging and friend voting'. I'm sure I've even seen you commenting on it yourself.

Anyway, like I said, no need to worry as your images are likely in the vicinity of what they are looking for, and they choose not clicks.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# thanks
post edited
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# glad to be of service,
I'd still drop the s of wants
Is "Britons wants" correct english?

Its a top take by the way
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
the "wants you" is supposed to be after the Herbert Kitchener pic, " Britons, Herbert Kitchener wants you"
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I assumed it was from the original
just thought it might read better in this instance
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# And you're right.
I just don't want to open up gimp again :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# oh ffs
I'm sick of this sanctimonious shit.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# As am I
re- title
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)