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# Is b3ta being a dick to anyone else?
I can't get more than one thread to load at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# it's running ok for me
but I hate my isp

maybe you've got some australian filter or filter going on

where someone's going "no, this won't do, how rude!"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# nah it's all good here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Perhaps yor local connection station is bottlenecking the hertz bandwidth on which the B3ta server packets are deposited. Netline. Broadnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:37, archived)
# modem interfacial resolution throttle handshake disruption issue
firewall DDoS jackhammer DNS blacklist redundancy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Those two issues can be killers. I remember this one time I got a worm on my hard drive. I had to defrag the boot.ini file and brute force the password via DOS just to get that sucker to work again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)
# You ever had ultimatecock.dll turn up in your sytem32?
I had to underclock the bottomware just to get it onto recovery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
# No but I think I have a virus called System Idle Process because it's taking up all my RAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04, archived)
# "brute force" is a funny expression in that kind of context
given that what it actually means is relentless persistence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
# What can I say, I'm a funny guy, Mofaha. Write that down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Ttssattsr is a funny guy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:05, archived)
# It looks kind of lame written down like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Yyyyyyeeeeessssssssssssssssssss.
Whoops 5am gonna watch some Eureka and go to bed. NITEBROS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Haha, you jerks know I'm 1000% fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# No, it's loading fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# ALSO:
I just watched Animal House with Kk, she hadn't seen it before, and it's been a long time since I last saw it. It's aged pretty badly.
I think Superbad is a much better movie, as teen movies go.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Superbad is fun. Pineapple Express is funner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Still haven't seen Pineapple Express.
Kk's seen it, she said she enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04, archived)
# There are no funny Saturday night live or National Lampoon movies.
None, they have all sucked. And sucked really fucking hard in some cases.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Loaded Weapon 1
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Nope.
While there are some good points in its favour (Sheen), the writing and directing is utter crap.
You could chop it down to 15min and run it as a long filler sketch for MadTV or TVFunhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 6:33, archived)