:)I hope you've got these all filed away for a comedy series. Pure Python.
(Although I'm well acquainted with the habit of certain engineers of saying 'yes' when they mean 'I have NO idea what you just asked me to do')
((Although I'm well acquainted with the habit of certain engineers of saying 'yes' when they mean 'I have NO idea what you just asked me to do')
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:51,
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Well he was directly followed by the Italian womanwho was outraged when i told her the free walking tour provided by a company in Hyde Park was walking and they were selfish enough not to pay for busses, drivers, maintanence, insurance and fuel just so she didn't have to walk on the free tour.
Regards less to the leaflet she held in her hand baring the legend, 'FREE WALKING TOUR.'
(Regards less to the leaflet she held in her hand baring the legend, 'FREE WALKING TOUR.'
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:54,
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niiiceI admire your restraint :)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:57,
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Hahahaha!Customers - how do they manage to be so insane? My best one claimed to be allergic to sugar, then chomped down a load of ice cream (containing sugar), berry compote (containing sugar), tuille biscuit (containing sugar), but she didn't have the sauce, so that's ok.
Then she came back the next week and did it all again.
(Then she came back the next week and did it all again.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:58,
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Well to be fair she did only say she was allergic to itnot that she wouldn't eat it.:P
Depth of quiet season at I'd dropped a dorn price to 8 quid a night. Japanese guest complains bitterly there were no complimentary slippers.
Or the recent one of the woman who gives us a shit review as we say you get a free beer when you arrive. She was livid that she had been given a can of stella and we had not constructed a full pub for her to have a drink out of:P
EDIT:
'It says its an 18-30 hostel, free beer on arrival, soup all day and breakfast included. I can honestly say its the worst place i have stayed. The double room was two small rigity bunk beds [that would be the twin room advertised with bunk beds then], although i checked and the bedding smelled clean. A few drinks tonight and I might be able to fall asleep without noticing. This place makes out you can grab a free beer from the bar on arrival [Exact quote 'free beer on arrival'], well you have to ask for it [dear god no!] and grab a can of stella from the owners personal fridge[I'm so mean!]. Really really strange. No soup!!![sorry about that. I'll put them somewhree more obvious next time. Not in a box marked soup next to the kettle] Then the breakfast well its on the reception[ that room with the tables and chairs]. Grab a crossiant and take it back to your dirty room. Bon appetite!!! I left this place as soon as possble.
She waffles on but you get the gist. For the price she paid anywherre else who would have got a bed, a chair and a TV and nothing else.
(Depth of quiet season at I'd dropped a dorn price to 8 quid a night. Japanese guest complains bitterly there were no complimentary slippers.
Or the recent one of the woman who gives us a shit review as we say you get a free beer when you arrive. She was livid that she had been given a can of stella and we had not constructed a full pub for her to have a drink out of:P
EDIT:
'It says its an 18-30 hostel, free beer on arrival, soup all day and breakfast included. I can honestly say its the worst place i have stayed. The double room was two small rigity bunk beds [that would be the twin room advertised with bunk beds then], although i checked and the bedding smelled clean. A few drinks tonight and I might be able to fall asleep without noticing. This place makes out you can grab a free beer from the bar on arrival [Exact quote 'free beer on arrival'], well you have to ask for it [dear god no!] and grab a can of stella from the owners personal fridge[I'm so mean!]. Really really strange. No soup!!![sorry about that. I'll put them somewhree more obvious next time. Not in a box marked soup next to the kettle] Then the breakfast well its on the reception[ that room with the tables and chairs]. Grab a crossiant and take it back to your dirty room. Bon appetite!!! I left this place as soon as possble.
She waffles on but you get the gist. For the price she paid anywherre else who would have got a bed, a chair and a TV and nothing else.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:01,
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Ha ha what an uppity bint!To be fair on the Japanese bird, everywhere in Japan has loads of slippers, and not having slippers is like having no bog roll or something. Not to suggest she should expect England to be just like Japan.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:16,
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Also, aint it those stinkin' Japs*that get Paris Syndrome?
*Doesn't think Japanese people stink at all
(*Doesn't think Japanese people stink at all
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:18,
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Ah the fear of slapper rich bitches?Yeah I saw that in QI too:p
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:19,
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Well next time she comes roundShe can give me her slippers to wipe my arse on!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:19,
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