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[challenge entry] 'Do not fear God™, although he may strike you down should you sin.'

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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:50, archived)
# hahahah
ahahaha thats fantastic, ......wheres everyone else gone ?
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Ta!
It is a wee bit quiet. Maybe the gay shift is at a Mardi Gras or something? It's been the biggest bit of culture shock for me - not the moving half-way round the globe, but being dropped into the gayshift after two years of dayshifting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:57, archived)
# the gayshift is excited to have you, board has been slow all weekend so far
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Hahaha! That's a great hop dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I might have to make myself
an "I've gone gay" badge for my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# nuffink going on here in Merika
a few college football games (not what we call soccer - the other one) and G20 BS - otherwise I think everybody here just went out for a drink...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Drink is a great idea.
I just wish half my office wasn't on the wagon...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Have you watched "Mad Men?"
I don't know if everybody really drank that much in a business situation, but - wow!
and I recall from my visit to Oz - there was a lot of beer n booze about, 10 years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:05, archived)
# A few of us go out every other Friday, it seems.
And half of those don't stay out long...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:11, archived)
# i'm sure bargearse and keb/-\b would be up for a few drinks sometime
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:33, archived)
# That'd be grand.
Already gone for beer with k3b/-\b a couple of days after I landed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:59, archived)
# I've got a mate from brisbane staying with me next weekend but any time after that is fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, that's great!
Are you in the land of oz now, Colonel B?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Yup!
It's going fine!
Birds are good, too: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Lovely bird shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Ta!
They're pretty tame here, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Eee, lovely stuff!
I like the purple swamp hen. It looks like a character.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Thanks!
I'm updating that page later - got a load more shots yesterday. It's like a moorhen's uglier, US Marine brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I have a soft spot for moorhens :)
And this one: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australianpelican_files/australian_pelican_3.jpg is amazing! Looks like it's been messed about in photoshop, but I'm sure you wouldn't do that, so the bird really looks like that O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I brought the saturation up by 10 points in Paint.NET
as the Kodak P850 is a bit dull. I have to do that on all my pictures to give them something of the colour the birds actually have. Can't wait to get a DSLR...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:16, archived)
# It's the huge bill and ridiculously short legs that get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Biggest bill of any bird.
I once toyed with the idea of a slightly alternative version of my site, with things like:

Canada Goose Branta canadensis

F***ing annoying, honking pile of meat. Happily shoot the bastards if I could get away with it.

Feral Pigeon Columba livia domestica

Thick as pigshit. Their droppings in London are thicker than pigshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:01, archived)
# do you really get a shield like that?
*believes hard*
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, you do...
Apparently...

www.rr-bb.com (not safe for muslims, catholics, jews, non-believers, believers who don't believe hard enough, democrats, etc, etc).

[edit] And if you liked that, you'll love the forum rules...
rr-bb.com/misc.php?do=cfrules
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:06, archived)
# well that is my afternoon's entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Hahaha
that is quality :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)