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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# haha
(Peter_G, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# And 'lo Jesus provided Fish and Chips to feed the 5,000
but did he manage to remember the mushy peas?

"Oi Jesus, I said no salt and vinegar on mine!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# y'see, if he was Muslim, he could have gone to Harry Ramadans
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# haha
"Sorry madam, we cannot serve you pie and peas as it is still daylight outside, please to come back at 11pm when the sun has set!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# pffft
great to see you the other night, sorry if I was a little drunk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# great to see you as well
I was pretty steaming too!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# So...not signed up for the bash I notice...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hope you (and everyone) have a good time next weekend m'dear!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ere, mate, you got nowt moist?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)