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[challenge entry] yeah, its a bit shit but iv'e seen worse
WD max clifford

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# no you havent
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I See...
Self-critisism hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I know i would win eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I dunno who that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# jade goodie
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# oh, I've never seen her sporting a beard before, that's what it is ;)
Very good, and you're right, it's very nicely done, I have seen worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Jade-us Christ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I lost this one before it began i think
well the idea that max Clifford would have created a new religion from jade had the bible not been written until now.

just because i had to explain it dodoesn't mean it was ever funny
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Don't give him ideas, he would do it too

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# thats a bit lovely
I must have missed that, woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# But can it be...
oh.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# :)
Its nicely shopped though, so I call this a win.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# oh hell... does that mean she's coming back to life?
there'll be an OK! magazine "Jade's Second Coming" special editon and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Jade's Second Cumming
eeeeee-eeew!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Easter eggs would have made more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# white chocolate easter eggs, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Did she die for all our sins?
or because of all our sins?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# mostly her sins I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)