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[challenge entry] A li'l confusion in the smoke shop

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# My girlfriends sucked 37 dicks!
In a row?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# But I actually wanted meatballs made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat
often to be found served in a rich gravy...honestly I don't know where you Americans get mixed up in all this....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I wanted a derogatory 16th century term that a married man might use to describe his wife.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ha ha
A person after my own heart! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# It's a word with a fascinating etymology.
Or is that entymology? One is words, the other is insects. I forget which.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# He had them under the counter
so he could whip them out if anybody asked?
Anyhow, you get a click because it made me grin like a mong.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)