They don't mention the "not wiping their noses on your clothes" fee


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( zeltergiset, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)

:(

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)

There's also a surcharge if you need to buy your stamp at the post office
instead of printing out your stamp online.

This earns a surcharged click.
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)

There is also a surcharge
if you print out your stamp online.
(Daveybaby, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)

Wait weight fee . . . (is applicable)

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)

"Not reading your letter fee" Hahahaha!

( Crystal Meth 99 jumpers and the heating ain't on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)

I thought "fuck you"s were complimentary
 
HAVE I BEEN GIVING 'EM AWAY HERE?!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)

haha I hope the rest of the compo is this good.
Also: I just saw the new Prigles advert, I thought I heard on the soundtrack 'All these niggas and all these hoes in here. Somebody here gon' fuck!" but it definitely wasn't in the end.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)

Haha
best one yet :)
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)

Oh so cutting but true
We have a postal service to be proud of but I think the posties are shooting themselves in the feet. I've worked for them and it is far too unionised though most staff have a pride in what they do. Striking will be the excuse to end up with it privatised geared only to business and ^this will happen for joe public.
(spazzcaptain May post something useful in the near future, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)

Not to be a complete pedantic cunt
but 45% VAT of the net amount (£269) is £121.05 & the total amount should be £390.05

Nice shop though.
( OldWhit, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 8:21, archived)

Yeah I didn't really bother to add up properly.

( zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

I added it all up too
Just to see if you'd added extra funneh by making the total more than it should be.
(Rear Admiral Cockbrush MBE wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)

Did that joke
come from last Friday's News Quiz? Still like, though it would be truer if the letter postal itself cost only 1p.
( Glis, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

I'm afraid I don't know what News Quiz is.

( zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

Radio 4 comedy quiz show type thingy
They mentioned Ryanair doing something similar to your piccy. I like both takes :)
( Glis, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)

Ha ha
I love the "round it up" in particular, perfect. Surprised Ryan Air hasn't try that one!
(LokiMD, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)