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[challenge entry] They don't mention the 'not wiping their noses on your clothes' fee

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(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# There's also a surcharge if you need to buy your stamp at the post office
instead of printing out your stamp online.

This earns a surcharged click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)
# There is also a surcharge
if you print out your stamp online.
(Daveybaby, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Wait weight fee . . . (is applicable)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)
# "Not reading your letter fee" Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I thought "fuck you"s were complimentary
 
HAVE I BEEN GIVING 'EM AWAY HERE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# haha I hope the rest of the compo is this good.
Also: I just saw the new Prigles advert, I thought I heard on the soundtrack 'All these niggas and all these hoes in here. Somebody here gon' fuck!" but it definitely wasn't in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Haha
best one yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Oh so cutting but true
We have a postal service to be proud of but I think the posties are shooting themselves in the feet. I've worked for them and it is far too unionised though most staff have a pride in what they do. Striking will be the excuse to end up with it privatised geared only to business and ^this will happen for joe public.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Not to be a complete pedantic cunt
but 45% VAT of the net amount (£269) is £121.05 & the total amount should be £390.05

Nice shop though.
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Yeah I didn't really bother to add up properly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I added it all up too
Just to see if you'd added extra funneh by making the total more than it should be.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Did that joke
come from last Friday's News Quiz? Still like, though it would be truer if the letter postal itself cost only 1p.
(Glis, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't know what News Quiz is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Radio 4 comedy quiz show type thingy
They mentioned Ryanair doing something similar to your piccy. I like both takes :)
(Glis, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ha ha
I love the "round it up" in particular, perfect. Surprised Ryan Air hasn't try that one!
(LokiMD, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)