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[challenge entry] Atheist, Cynical and Proud ... and Cynical
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From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# !!!!
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Jeremy!
Stop it
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Amazing o-face.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh


edit: he doesn't look any different...
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Neigh thanks
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# BUY ME A PLAYSTATION3!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Only one thing to do at a time like this
*eats sprouts*
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Why are sprouts so much more nom at Christmas
than any other time of year?
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# They're in season.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# +5 for sprout knowledge
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# now...
roll the dodecahedron to see if the sprout monster will come...
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
om +u
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# HA!
*imagines messy messy vegetable sex*
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I used to watch people play Dungeons and Dragons but
I didn't have my own rule book so they didn't let me play :(

To think D&D was created in the 60's but only became really popular in the mid 80's
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I am sure that had something to do with
the entire world being baked in a layer of drugs during the 60's

Then in the 80's we all had the after high munchies and doldrums. D&D fills this void.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# In season like they are ready for mating?
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# They're brimming with tasty sprout spunk,
ready to burst.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Sprout Bukake :D
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Like a tiny green volcano.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# you can get Sprout Mating Kits in Wilkinsons
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha
*desperatly tries to visualise*
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I hear you like butter with yours
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Oh yes!
hehe
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Media-Induced Mindless Consumerism keeps a large proportion of the population in work.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Isn't that just basically the structure of western society?
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Let's do the same as every other day
EXCEPT MORE SO!
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# What's the difference between 1st and 3rd world countries?
Christmas.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# May not be true, I just made that up.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# either way
I shall certainly quote it and so should everyone else until we all believe it to be true

(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I'm only a part of society cos the papers say so
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hmmm, I believe that's the opposite of what the papers said
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *hermits*
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# *kermits*
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *permits for kermit hermits*
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Mummy...
Can I have a bigger monitor...
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)