(Scoopzillahttp://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:44,
archived)
Is there something at your window?
Don't look. For the love of all that is Holy, don't look! Another three minutes of innocence will be better than the looming horror that will otherwise engulf you.
Look, I'm really sorry, ok? I'll be your best friend forever, and I'll...I'll tell you a really great secret, ok?
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:16,
archived)
Hey, you can work out all you like
and buy yourself guns and a natty little rainbow hat, but it doesn't change the fundamental fact that you're gay. I mean, I don't know why you're so touchy about it.