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# When I was living in brisbane a mate of mine had one that lived in his backyard.
They named it "bodyhammer".
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahaha
in my old flat, we had a bit of root ginger with David Coulthard's face sellotaped onto it. It was called wee davie. one time,my mate tried to change the tv channel while wee davie was watching eastenders...wee davie fucking bit his hand.

another time, we went out to work and left the window open, when we got home, there was feathers and blood all over the living room. wee davie had been out on the window ledge and caught and killed a seagull
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)