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[challenge entry] THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Q. What's the hardest part of doing male-to-female sex change surgery?
A. Sewing in the anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Eeew.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)
# YUCK i hate anchovies
`And women!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Careful, dood!
He might be a women for all we know like
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:12, archived)
# wouldn't that be ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:56, archived)
# DICK BOWL!
EAT A BIG BOWL WITH YOUR KNIFE IF YOU PLEASE!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Heh, you clever so&so.
And there I was thinking you were American.


And female.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
# wash your whore mouth out
I'm so brittish that even watching Knightrider brings me out in herpes!

even though i can't spell british!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Prooof!
You are definutely a womin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:14, archived)
# I'M GOING TO PUT MY FINGER IN YoUR MOUTH
neither of us will enoy it, but we'll both learn a little something from the experience!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# True.
But it'll make you look American in front of all these doods. No problem in my book.
Your call.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I: been showing my dick in front of these doods for over 3 years motherfucker
every son bitch be knowin my dick got a big old union jack tattooe on it!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Gorra admit,
your next post will be your 246th or something, sweetheart.
I bet your tits are delightfully pert, even though you're in your 30s.
C'mere, you terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)